“TOOTHPASTE AS A WEAPON”
As you may or may not know, toothpaste can be applied on the skin on top of an area subjected to ether an in-grown hair or “underground zit”. The toothpaste then raising the pus to the surface in very sort time allows the poor fuck to go ahead and lance the beast.
“THERE’S NO ONE HOME”
I love those old phones, I was jerked out of my tailspin and awesomely inspired when I first saw my robin egg shell blue table top rotary phone, motherfucker! I had to bring it to a guy that a friend knew to get it running.
His house was filled with them, every color and design. I went to his house on several occasions to draw these things.