THE PLANET OF THE GIANT CHICKENS

Getting stuck on the planet of the giant chickens should be avoided at all costs, they’re mean mother fuckers and they fight with their feet. They don’t speak English and aren’t interested in what you say anyway, in fact they’re on the (Universal List of Things to Avoid) along with such things as; drunk face-booking, …

ADAM AND LILITH DAY OF THE DEAD

Unfortunately the story of Lilith was written out of the contemporary bible giving way to the demise of any acceptance of matriarchy, they sure took liberties when they had run out of people to burn. The DAY OF THE DEAD brings the dead to come out and walk with the living. You’d better take stock, …

UNFRIENDLY ALIEN’S EXPERIMENTS ON DEAD FISH

I took a bunch of lingering used up bars of soap in hopes to melt them altogether and create a big chunk of soap. It fucked right up, there was soap every where, I’ll try stove top, not now, I’m stoned. What your seeing is just what it is, a collection of idea’s made into …

LIZARDS

I found them in the closet under some studies I did when I forgot to take my pill’s. They jumped out at me, one took a chunk out of my fucking foot. Scarred ? jesus! Either I’m losing it big time or I’ve got one hell of a fucking lizard problem, man eaters ? Their …

MICROSCOPIC SPACE TWISTER’S

Doctors have recently discovered an alien strain in humans who are practicing the visual arts. The exclusivity is still under scrutiny but it appears that the rest of humanity isn’t susceptible to the virus. The symptoms appear as such; the subject shows signs of general disappointment, the feeling of being ostracized and estranged from there …

SELF PORTRAIT

I had just crashed my 42nd flying saucer and knew I was out of a job. I really didn’t care all that much so I left the crash site and began walking south. After stumbling for a few hours I came across an oasis in the middle of nowhere. This oasis consisted of a small …