THE PLANET OF THE GIANT CHICKENS

Getting stuck on the planet of the giant chickens should be avoided at all costs, they’re mean mother fuckers and they fight with their feet. They don’t speak English and aren’t interested in what you say anyway, in fact they’re on the (Universal List of Things to Avoid) along with such things as; drunk face-booking, …

A CASUAL DAY AT THE STILL

The velocity of bones move to their own ebb and flow, creaking and grinding and fighting gravity at every turn. The velocity of moonshine runs a different coarse, smoothly moving at high speeds through cables of flesh and electric strikes to the brain. It is these two factions, separate in nature but combined to create …

A WALL OF PHONES AND DRAGON’S WITH NO CHANGE

You can’t find a payphone anywhere in this fucking city. That’s the distinct recognition that comes with the movement of technology, things just fucking vanish and reappear as the next best thing but it isn’t because the next best thing is just around the corner. Some of us can’t even release our dragons anymore, they …

UNFRIENDLY ALIEN’S EXPERIMENTS ON DEAD FISH

I took a bunch of lingering used up bars of soap in hopes to melt them altogether and create a big chunk of soap. It fucked right up, there was soap every where, I’ll try stove top, not now, I’m stoned. What your seeing is just what it is, a collection of idea’s made into …

WINSTON NEVERMIND

I guess it’s a bit sad but at this point in my life, the only discernible consistency I can find is the presence of monkey’s and telephone’s. I’m a bit sick these day’s (that’s what you call it when your S.S.R.I.’s are fucking and not helping you) and perhaps my imagery keeps me from driving …

CRASHED AND FUCKED

It’s a real bitch trying to fly one of these, given the fact that it doesn’t actually exist doesn’t lesson that fact. Luckily our pilot has stocked up on space booze and won’t have to be sober for a while. It’s not that he was flying drunk, he’d also stocked up on space hash and …

MICROSCOPIC SPACE TWISTER’S

Doctors have recently discovered an alien strain in humans who are practicing the visual arts. The exclusivity is still under scrutiny but it appears that the rest of humanity isn’t susceptible to the virus. The symptoms appear as such; the subject shows signs of general disappointment, the feeling of being ostracized and estranged from there …