DON’T BE AROUND WHEN THIS GOES OFF

I found myself in the dirt, waking to a mange mutt sniffing my balls, turns out he wasn’t attempting to eat me, I was packing some beef jerky in my pocket which I graciously handed over. The dog was satisfied, or seemingly so, but I hadn’t any clue as to where I was.This wasn’t a …

BATS AND BOOZE

The birds dropped from the sky like giant raindrops exploding on the concrete, there was a wicked curse upon this town. All the children vanished on the last day of school, no trace, no trail. The townspeople blamed the new King, who sat faceless on his throne in the lonely tower overlooking the bay.

A SUNNIER SIDE OF DEATH

A fool once told me that one could truly communicate with nature I walked through fields after golden fields of sunflowers I watched as they turned with the sun and realized I had nothing to say I just sat in awe of their beauty, of their benevolence and their complete lack of interest in my …

EXIT

“May the exit be joyous and may I never return” Frida. Tamira died about 3 years ago, out of respect I won’t describe the details. She was 18 and had a young child, who is doing well at this point, but I feel for whoever has to explain why he has no mother. She wasn’t …

I WAS HERE FIRST

Facing your sanity is one hell of a task, especially when that sanity is in question; you can’t help your sick mind with your sick mind, you can’t trust yourself; your decisions, your desires, hopes and dreams, from when you wake until you sleep you have to double check all your moves before you make …

THE PLANET OF THE GIANT CHICKENS

Getting stuck on the planet of the giant chickens should be avoided at all costs, they’re mean mother fuckers and they fight with their feet. They don’t speak English and aren’t interested in what you say anyway, in fact they’re on the (Universal List of Things to Avoid) along with such things as; drunk face-booking, …

A CASUAL DAY AT THE STILL

The velocity of bones move to their own ebb and flow, creaking and grinding and fighting gravity at every turn. The velocity of moonshine runs a different coarse, smoothly moving at high speeds through cables of flesh and electric strikes to the brain. It is these two factions, separate in nature but combined to create …

A WALL OF PHONES AND DRAGON’S WITH NO CHANGE

You can’t find a payphone anywhere in this fucking city. That’s the distinct recognition that comes with the movement of technology, things just fucking vanish and reappear as the next best thing but it isn’t because the next best thing is just around the corner. Some of us can’t even release our dragons anymore, they …