WHA WHA WHAT THE FUCK

Sometimes we encounter things beyond our realm of thought.These things should be met with apprehension but also without prejudice, what we may find to be beyond our understanding may be the kind of education we need. In other cases it’s just better to ignore all advice and let everything pass by and through us, shadows …

STANDOFF

When the Angel of death comes to call you’ve better have a kick ass blaster on your person or you’re really screwed. Although, a blaster against the ethereal may be of no use at all, in which case you go to plan “B”, which is run like hell and don’t look back.

DON’T BE AROUND WHEN THIS GOES OFF

I found myself in the dirt, waking to a mange mutt sniffing my balls, turns out he wasn’t attempting to eat me, I was packing some beef jerky in my pocket which I graciously handed over. The dog was satisfied, or seemingly so, but I hadn’t any clue as to where I was.This wasn’t a …

WINSTON NEVERMIND

I guess it’s a bit sad but at this point in my life, the only discernible consistency I can find is the presence of monkey’s and telephone’s. I’m a bit sick these day’s (that’s what you call it when your S.S.R.I.’s are fucking and not helping you) and perhaps my imagery keeps me from driving …

CRASHED AND FUCKED

It’s a real bitch trying to fly one of these, given the fact that it doesn’t actually exist doesn’t lesson that fact. Luckily our pilot has stocked up on space booze and won’t have to be sober for a while. It’s not that he was flying drunk, he’d also stocked up on space hash and …

SELF PORTRAIT

I had just crashed my 42nd flying saucer and knew I was out of a job. I really didn’t care all that much so I left the crash site and began walking south. After stumbling for a few hours I came across an oasis in the middle of nowhere. This oasis consisted of a small …

I CAN’T LEAVE MY APARTMENT

i can’t leave my apartment, jesus fuck, I can’t leave this fucking place. Agoraphobia, sounds harmless enough but I assure you that it isn’t. It comes down to being so depressed that you can’t go out to pick up your anti-depressant medication. Anxiety so physical like a roller coaster ride without the fun. Sometimes you …