WHA WHA WHAT THE FUCK

Sometimes we encounter things beyond our realm of thought.These things should be met with apprehension but also without prejudice, what we may find to be beyond our understanding may be the kind of education we need. In other cases it’s just better to ignore all advice and let everything pass by and through us, shadows …

STANDOFF

When the Angel of death comes to call you’ve better have a kick ass blaster on your person or you’re really screwed. Although, a blaster against the ethereal may be of no use at all, in which case you go to plan “B”, which is run like hell and don’t look back.

DON’T BE AROUND WHEN THIS GOES OFF

I found myself in the dirt, waking to a mange mutt sniffing my balls, turns out he wasn’t attempting to eat me, I was packing some beef jerky in my pocket which I graciously handed over. The dog was satisfied, or seemingly so, but I hadn’t any clue as to where I was.This wasn’t a …

I WAS HERE FIRST

Facing your sanity is one hell of a task, especially when that sanity is in question; you can’t help your sick mind with your sick mind, you can’t trust yourself; your decisions, your desires, hopes and dreams, from when you wake until you sleep you have to double check all your moves before you make …

THE PLANET OF THE GIANT CHICKENS

Getting stuck on the planet of the giant chickens should be avoided at all costs, they’re mean mother fuckers and they fight with their feet. They don’t speak English and aren’t interested in what you say anyway, in fact they’re on the (Universal List of Things to Avoid) along with such things as; drunk face-booking, …

A CASUAL DAY AT THE STILL

The velocity of bones move to their own ebb and flow, creaking and grinding and fighting gravity at every turn. The velocity of moonshine runs a different coarse, smoothly moving at high speeds through cables of flesh and electric strikes to the brain. It is these two factions, separate in nature but combined to create …

WINSTON NEVERMIND

I guess it’s a bit sad but at this point in my life, the only discernible consistency I can find is the presence of monkey’s and telephone’s. I’m a bit sick these day’s (that’s what you call it when your S.S.R.I.’s are fucking and not helping you) and perhaps my imagery keeps me from driving …