Reducing A Phone To It’s Atoms

I once had a cell phone, way back before they were an inevitability. I was in and area filled with hundreds of users and no one could get a signal, not so strange in it’s infancy but it pissed me off that this fucking vampire device had sucked enough blood from my wallet and it was going to be destroyed.The older models where big and cumbersome and would smash with more force than it’s future counter parts. So, I chucked it at a red brick wall, being aware of my distance and any sorry fuck who may pass between me a half pissed, stoned, sun-stoked and very fucking angry dude who was going through a very fucked up somewhat irrational fork in road. The phone exploded upon contact but I remember thinking, a laser would be pretty cool.

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