CRASHED AND FUCKED

It’s a real bitch trying to fly one of these, given the fact that it doesn’t actually exist doesn’t lesson that fact. Luckily our pilot has stocked up on space booze and won’t have to be sober for a while. It’s not that he was flying drunk, he’d also stocked up on space hash and as everybody knows you fly better when you’re stoned. Our friend will likely party by himself for a couple day’s then turn on his locator device. He was awarded “best pilot” several times which is odd because he’d never actually landed a ship, all crashes, into the ground, building’s, highway signs, other ships, a liquor store but most believe that was on purpose.

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